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		<title>Kiss Flights sold before operations have even started</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 14:12:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It has been announced this week that Kiss Flights, the controversial charter flight-only operator which seemly rose from the ashes of the XL collapse, has been sold - before it has even operated a single flight. Founded in the later part of 2008, Kiss pitched themselves into the hole in the market that XL Airways left behind in September [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It has been announced this week that Kiss Flights, the controversial charter flight-only operator which seemly rose from the ashes of the XL collapse, has been sold - before it has even operated a single flight. Founded in the later part of 2008, Kiss pitched themselves into the hole in the market that XL Airways left behind in September 2008. With a very identical but much reduced route plan, it was hoped that Kiss would help agents sell destinations that XL serviced before its demise.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.kissflights.com/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://www.lankygit.co.uk/img/kiss.jpg" alt="Kiss Flights" width="158" height="127" /></a></p>
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<p>Kiss Flights have been acquired by Flight Options, who have a long trading history as a sports tour operator and dynamic packager. All forward bookings have been reprotected under Flight Options ATOL licence. Flight Options have stated that the purchase of Kiss will allow them to develop a Kiss <a href="http://www.sunshine.co.uk/" target="_blank">Holidays</a> brand.</p>
<p>So why did Kiss sell out so early? I can only conclude that the current economic climate has them worried and with early bookings numbers now in, forward bookings could not have been as good as maybe they had hoped they would be. </p>
<p>Fingers crossed Flight Options will continue to sell these new routes to travel agents and not withhold them to give them an edge over their competitors.</p>
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		<title>Six year old drives himself to school&#8230; nearly</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 07:25:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It has been reported in the news today that a six year old boy in Virginia, USA (only in the states) was so desperate to get to school, that having missed the school bus, he decided to take his fathers car and drive himself there instead, apparently he didn&#8217;t want to miss PE and breakfast. His mother was sound asleep in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It has been reported in the news today that a six year old boy in Virginia, USA (only in the states) was so desperate to get to school, that having missed the school bus, he decided to take his fathers car and drive himself there instead, apparently he didn&#8217;t want to miss PE and breakfast. His mother was sound asleep in bed. </p>
<p>The youngster managed to drive 6 miles (10km) before finally wrapping the <a title="Ford Car Reviews" href="http://www.carreviews.co.uk/Ford-Reviews-3.html" target="_blank">Ford</a> Taurus around a lamppost. He lost control of the car whilst weaving though rush hour traffic and over taking slower vehicles. When questioned by the police, he told them that he had learned to drive using video games.</p>
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<p>After being treated for minor injuries the boy was taken by the police&#8230; to school! Gutted, poor little sod didn&#8217;t even manage to get the day off for shock and to top it all off his parents are being charged with endangering their child. The six year old and his four year old brother are also now both in the care of the local authorities.</p>
<p>So this morning as I was loading the kids in to the car, my eldest, who is nearly four and obsessed with cars, clambers in while I go and get his little sister. With the cold snap I have been starting the car up while I load children into their seats, so without thinking I left the engine running with Jack getting himself into his car seat.</p>
<p>I returned to find Jack sitting in the drivers seat &#8216;pretending&#8217; to drive. &#8220;Daddy, how do I make the car go backwardsoff the drive like you?&#8221;. He is trying to ram the gear stick into a gear at this point. So after jumping in and switching the engine off, I explained that you need a special licence to drive a car that only grown ups could get, to which he replied &#8220;It&#8217;s ok daddy, I have my <a title="Legoland driving school" href="http://www.legoland.co.uk/park/ridesattractions/rideswithrestrictions.htm?view=Browse&amp;spotguid=%7bF7D8748D-A59B-490E-86DB-560AAECFFBE9%7d" target="_blank">driving licence from Legoland </a>so I can drive your fast car.&#8221; hmm</p>
<p>I am sure the wife would have been really impressed with my <a title="BMW Car Reviews" href="http://www.carreviews.co.uk/BMW-Reviews-2.html" target="_blank">BMW</a> M3 implanted in the garage doors if jack had managed to find first gear. Note to self&#8230; keep keys in pocket until ready to leave home.</p>
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