Christmas Cracker Jokes of 2009
Another year, another christmas day lunch and yes, another bunch of crappy Christmas Cracker jokes - I love it. I have noticed in recent years that we don’t just get a joke anymore, we get a general knowledge fact!
Jokes where originally added to Crackers around the 1930’s. Before then they contained love poems or more recently motto’s. The love poems were to accompany the sweets/bon bons that originally went inside the cracker when Tom Smith invented them in the 1850’s.
Here are a selection of the best/worse jokes from the last few days.
Q: Where should a dressmaker build her house?
A: On the outskirts.
Q: What did the duck say when hee had finished shopping?
A: Put it on my bill please.
Q: What did the window say to the door?
A: What are you squeaking about, I’m the one with the pain.
Q: How do snails keep their shells shiney?
A: They use snail varnish.
Q: What do you get if you cross a skeleton and a detective?
A: Sherlock Bones.
Q: Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they are flying?
A: Because they would quack up.
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